| 11:30 PM | The Colbert Report |
| 12:00 AM | John Oliver: Terrifying Times: The comic performs. |
| 1:00 AM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart |
| 1:30 AM | The Colbert Report |
| 2:00 AM | Carlos Mencia: No Strings Attached: The comic shares his take on American diversity and stupidity. |
| 3:00 AM | Carlos Mencia: No Strings Attached: The comic shares his take on American diversity and stupidity. |
| 4:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 4:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 5:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 5:30 AM | magicJack.com: Free local and long distance calling for $19.95 a year! Recipient 2008 PC Magazine Editor's Choice. |
| 6:00 AM | Ten Minute Trainer: A fitness breakthrough! 10 intense training moves in just 10 minutes. |
| 6:30 AM | KODAK EASYSHARE All-in-One Printer |
| 7:00 AM | MADtv: WWE's the Rock. |
| 8:00 AM | MADtv: David Alan Grier and Fred Willard participate in the sketches. |
| 9:00 AM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart |
| 9:30 AM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart |
| 10:00 AM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart |
| 10:30 AM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart |
| 11:00 AM | Scrubs - My Dirty Secret: Elliot feels uneasy with the proper terms for sexual organs; J.D.'s patient refuses to have surgery. |
| 11:30 AM | Scrubs - My Rule of Thumb: Turk refuses to perform a transplant on Cox's patient. |
| 12:00 PM | Undercover Brother: A low-rent private detective poses as a preppy nerd in order to foil a plot by conspirators. |
| 2:00 PM | Juwanna Mann: Banned from the NBA, a basketball player dresses in drag in order to play in a woman's league. |
| 4:00 PM | Wayne's World 2: The world's best roadie helps goofy Wayne and Garth organize a rock concert called Waynestock. |
| 6:00 PM | George Lopez: America's Mexican: The comic performs in Phoenix. |
| 7:30 PM | Kevin James: Sweat the Small Stuff: Standup comedian Kevin James. |
| 8:30 PM | Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity: The comic performs. |
| 10:00 PM | Brian Regan: The Epitome of Hyperbole: The comic performs. |
| 11:00 PM | Gerry Dee: No Reading Ahead: The comic performs. |