| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One With the Yeti: Ross moves out of his apartment to live with Emily; the gals get a new neighbor. |
| 12:00 AM | Sex and the City - The Real Me: A charity asks Carrie to model for a fashion show; Samantha poses. |
| 12:30 AM | Will & Grace - Grace 0, Jack 2000: Grace decides to break up with Ben (Gregory Hines), but his charm makes her reconsider. |
| 1:00 AM | Frasier - Trophy Girlfriend: Frasier teams up with a physical education teacher (Jeanne Tripplehorn) for a squash tournament. |
| 1:30 AM | George Lopez - Happy Birthdays: Angie plans a surprise party for George. |
| 2:00 AM | The Odd Couple - Two on the Aisle: Oscar cons Felix into reviewing a play for him. |
| 2:30 AM | The Jeffersons - George, Who?: Louise feels she and George have fallen into a rut. |
| 3:00 AM | South Park - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride: Stan's dog pursues other dogs. |
| 3:30 AM | South Park - Asspen: The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals. |
| 4:00 AM | RENO 911!: Dangle accepts a wedding proposition from his ex-wife's husband. |
| 4:30 AM | Jury Duty: Jurors Debra Wilson-Skelton, Bernie Kopell, Bil Dwyer. |
| 5:00 AM | Local Programming |
| 9:00 AM | Maury: Cheaters take lie-detector tests. |
| 10:00 AM | Maury: Guests reveal devastating secrets to loved ones. |
| 11:00 AM | Jerry Springer: Jerry's team continues to visit college campuses across America. |
| 12:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show: A woman confronts her father about his drinking and his poor living conditions. |
| 1:00 PM | Judge Maria Lopez: A man sues the owner of a roofing company for a forklift. |
| 1:30 PM | Judge Maria Lopez: A man sues his former landlord for a wrongful eviction. |
| 2:00 PM | Judge Mathis: Former lovers sue each other for a van and emotional distress. |
| 3:00 PM | All of Us - Starting Over: A building fire forces Robert's ex-wife to move in with him. |
| 3:30 PM | What I Like About You - Rollin' in It: When Holly receives $2,000 from her grandmother, she decides to blow it on a hotel suite. |
| 4:00 PM | Reba - Cheyenne's Rival: Reba finds the perfect first home for Cheyenne and Van. |
| 4:30 PM | Reba - She's With the Band: Kyra tells Reba and Brock that she is postponing college to tour with her band. |
| 5:00 PM | According to Jim - The Ring: Jim worries Cheryl will learn the truth about her engagement ring from his old girlfriend. |
| 5:30 PM | My Wife and Kids - The Bowling Show: Michael bowls against his archenemy. |
| 6:00 PM | Family Guy - Mother Tucker: Peter finds a father figure in anchorman Tom Tucker. |
| 6:30 PM | Friends - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught: Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman. |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?: Alan and Charlie spend an eye-opening week caring for Jake. |
| 7:30 PM | Family Guy - There's Something About Paulie: As a favor, Peter takes a mobster's nephew to a movie. |
| 8:00 PM | WWE Friday Night SmackDown!: Battle Royal to determine the no. 1 contender at SummerSlam. |
| 10:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake: For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend. |
| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One Where Ross Moves In: Ross moves in temporarily with Joey and Chandler; Phoebe dates a health inspector. |