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Memorable quotes for
"House M.D." Living the Dream (2008)

Dr. Lawrence Kutner: [after setting up an erection test] All set. Heart monitor, blood pressure monitor and... the one on his junk.

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Marie: [doubtfully] Are you really a doctor?
Dr. Gregory House: *Glioblastoma.* Need more proof?

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [walks into hospital morgue, sees House] What are you doing here?
Dr. Gregory House: Just grabbing a snack
[bites sandwich]
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You keep food in the *morgue*?
Dr. Gregory House: If I keep it in the lounge, everyone else eats it.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [shows House the label on container] That's 'cause it's everyone else's food!

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Dr. Gregory House: I kidnapped you and you're surprised I lied to you?

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Dr. Gregory House: Confirmation is for wimps and alterboys.

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Dr. Gregory House: We don't need to wait for a reflex. If he can't get engorged the way God intended, he can't get engorged.
Dr. Allison Cameron: I'm not showing him my boobs.
Dr. Gregory House: Lack of response to your chest tells us nothing.
Dr. Gregory House: [turns to Thirteen] Thirteen show him yo...
Dr. Gregory House: [exhales] Where can I find a decent set of knockers around here?
Dr. Allison Cameron: Your porn's in the second drawer.

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Why is House driving a limo?
Dr. Eric Foreman: Don't know.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Don't have to know.
Dr. Robert Chase: Don't... care?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Wrong! Until this inspection is over, you're back on House-watch!

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Evan Greer: What the hell's going on here? What do you want?
Dr. Gregory House: An autographed picture would be nice... Oh, and I'm also going to save your life.

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Thirteen: [watching the soap opera] It's not the tongue, it's the dialog... I think I dated that nurse, though...
Thirteen: [Taub and House lean closer to the TV] No.

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Dr. Gregory House: You want to be here.
Dr. Allison Cameron: I have to be here.
Dr. Gregory House: Just say the word, I'll fire Thirteen.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Just sign the forms.
Dr. Gregory House: Smart move, I was bluffing.

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Evan Greer: I just wanted to do something... that matters.
Dr. Gregory House: Nothing matters. We're all just cockroaches. Wildebeasts dying on the river bank. Nothing we do has any lasting meaning.
Evan Greer: And you think *I'm* miserable.

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Dr. James Wilson: [Wilson wants a water bed] No, it's the *whole* thing. You need special sheets, and insurance...
Dr. Gregory House: Who cares? You wanted one your whole life. You're a grown up. You can afford it. Stores sell them.
Dr. James Wilson: Most adults don't go through life like you do, House. Indulging our every whim.
Dr. Gregory House: You don't deserve to be happy.
Dr. James Wilson: And yet I am. You?

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