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"How I Met Your Mother" Everything Must Go (2008)

Marshall Eriksen: Okay, today's category, classic westerns that involve red cowboy boots. Robin.
Robin Scherbatsky: The good, the bad and the fabulous.
Lily Aldrin: The magnificent Kevin.
Marshall Eriksen: No country for straight men.

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Ted Mosby: How was your day?
Lily Aldrin: I screamed at a little girl for painting a rainbow.
Ted Mosby: Oh. It sounds like the bitch had it coming.

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Barney Stinson: Excuse me, did I sleep with you and then screw you over?
Woman: I don't think so.
Barney Stinson: Dammint! In that case, would you like to go out?

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Barney Stinson: Why are you doing this to me?
Abby: You slept with me and then left.
Barney Stinson: And?
Abby: And that's it.
Barney Stinson: That's it? If I leave you on land with adequate transportation, you should consider yourself lucky.

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Robin Scherbatsky: I really like this painting. It's neat. The colors are neat, the shapes are neat, the overall painting is... neat.

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Abby: You know what I hate most about Ted?
Barney Stinson: What?
Abby: His hair. His lame, awesome hair. It's so stupid and awesome.

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Ted Mosby: Clarify something about your critique. Do you think the colors are neat or neato-burrito?
Robin Scherbatsky: At least I'm not wearing red cowboy boots.
Ted Mosby: I'm pulling them off!

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Lily Aldrin: I'm going to give you a Lily Aldrin original, because you're such a good husband. I'm thinking of calling it, "Suck it!"

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Ted Mosby: You're obviously a man of exquisite taste. Let me ask you something. What do you think of these boots?
Lawrence: Walter! Boots.
Walter: Pulling. Them. Off.
Ted Mosby: I'll be in the cab.

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