Nate Archibald:
She's right, Serena. I mean, none of us are saints.
Blair Waldorf:
[
looks at Chuck] Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck Bass:
Several times.
Nate Archibald:
[
looks at Serena] I had sex with you, at a wedding while I was her date.
Nate Archibald:
[
looks at Chuck] Once.
Blair Waldorf:
[
looks at Chuck]
Chuck Bass:
I'm Chuck Bass.
Chuck Bass:
Let's get the bitch.
Dan Humphrey:
Wait, don't you all hate each other?
Blair Waldorf:
Yes.
Nate Archibald:
Absolutely.
Chuck Bass:
No.
Serena van der Woodsen:
Dan puts me on a pedestal. If he knew the truth he would never look at me again.
Chuck Bass:
Okay, you're starting to scare even me. What did you do?
Nate Archibald:
C'mon, you can tell us.
Blair Waldorf:
We've seen you with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers at PJ Clark's. You don't have to hide anything from us.
Nate Archibald:
She's right Serena. I mean, none of us are saints.
Blair Waldorf:
[
points at Chuck] Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck Bass:
Several times.
Nate Archibald:
I had sex with you at a wedding, while I was her date.
[
looks at Chuck]
Nate Archibald:
Once.
Blair Waldorf:
[
looks at Chuck]
Chuck Bass:
I'm Chuck Bass.
Dan Humphrey:
Did you sleep with someone else?
Serena van der Woodsen:
Yes.
Dan Humphrey:
I'm done.
Blair Waldorf:
Don't send her away.
Lily van der Woodsen:
Blair, it's, it's not polite to interrupt.
Blair Waldorf:
I don't care who hears, just don't send her away.
Lily van der Woodsen:
Excuse me. Thank you Blair but it's not exactly your business what I do with my daughter. If anything your one of the reasons that I'm having to take such strong actions.
Blair Waldorf:
I say this with all due respect Lily but you have no idea what your daughter's been going through. She's in a lot of pain. And I don't think the pain's gonna go away if she goes away.
Lily van der Woodsen:
I don't understand what your trying to tell me.
Blair Waldorf:
Serena has a secret. And she's been holding on to it for a long, long time and now it's finally catching up with her. I'm out of my league here. I can't do anymore than I've done and it's not enough. She needs you.
Lily van der Woodsen:
I saw the video she doesn't need me she needs boundaries.
Blair Waldorf:
What you saw isn't the whole story.
Blair Waldorf:
What if I told you I know where Georgina Sparks was right now?
Chuck Bass:
I say let's get the bitch
Chuck Bass:
Maybe this is Blair's idea of a perverse double-date.
Chuck Bass:
So we have every hangover cure known to man. Plus bagels. This should help soak up the alcohol.
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