Loaded (2008)

Director:

Alan Pao

Writers:

Kyle Kramer (writer)
Corey Large (writer)

Release Date:

25 March 2008 (USA)

Genre:

Action | Crime | Drama | Thriller

Plot:

A young, wealthy club kid's life spirals downward into an out-of-control world of drugs, sex and violence. |

Plot Keywords:

One Word Title

Cast

Jesse Metcalfe	...	Tristan Price
Corey Large	...	Sebastian
Monica Keena	...	Brooke
Nathalie Kelley	...	April
Chace Crawford	...	Hayden Price
Johnny Messner	...	Javon
Jimmy Jean-Louis	...	Antonio
Vinnie Jones	...	Mr.Black
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Mitchell Baker	...	Damon
Mary Christina Brown	...	Lin
Jeff Chase	...	Thug
Taylor Cole	...	Alex
Shanna Collins	...	Jaime
Cameron Douglas	...	Rick
Nicole Eggert	...	Allison Ryan
Luke Flynn	...	Marcus
Drew Fuller	...	Brendan
Simona Fusco	...	Dyson's Girl
Erin Gray	...	Susan Price
Noel Gugliemi	...	Vinnie
Briana Hicks	...	Bailey
Kurupt	...	Jimmy Dyson
Mei Melançon	...	Rose
Lochlyn Munro	...	Clive
Meriah Nelson	...	Dyson's Girl #2
Alan Pao	...	Valet
Burton Perez	...	Officer Munoz
John Bennett Perry	...	Evan Price
Alyssa Pridham	...	Caitlyn
Mike Prophete	...	Officer Parretti
Vanessa Ross	...	Strip Club Bartender
April Spurlock	...	Hospital Receptionist
Parker Stevenson	...	Ben Ryan
Tabitha Taylor	...	Sharon

MPAA:

Rated R for pervasive drug use and language, violence and some sexuality.

Runtime:

Netherlands:98 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Certification:

USA:R

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Company:

Wingman Productions

Movie Connections:

Followed by Reload (2008)

Soundtrack:

Innocence

So this is it....

This is it. This is the one. This is the worst movie ever made. Ever. It beats everything. I have never seen worse. Retire the trophy and give it to these people.....there's just no comparison.

Even three days after watching this (for some reason I still don't know why) I cannot believe how insanely horrific this movie is/was. Its so bad. So far from anything that could be considered a movie, a story or anything that should have ever been created and brought into our existence.

This made me question whether or not humans are truly put on this earth to do good. It made me feel disgusted with ourselves and our progress as a species in this universe. This type of movie sincerely hurts us as a society. We should be ashamed. I really cannot emphasize that our global responsibility as people living here and creating art, is that we need to prevent the creation of these gross distortions of our reality for our own good. It's an embarrassment. I don't know how on earth any of these actors, writers, or the director of this film sleeps at night knowing that they had a role in making "Loaded". I don't know what type of disgusting monsters enjoy watching these types of movies.

That being said, I love a good "bad" movie. I love Shark Attack 3, I love Bad Taste, they are HILARIOUS. I tell all my friends to see them because they are "bad".

But this.......this crosses the line of "bad" into a whole new dimension. This is awkward bad. This is the bad where you know everything that is going to happen, every line, every action, every death, every sequence BEFORE they happen; and not just like a second or two before, I mean like, after watching the first 5 minutes before.

Every cheesy editing "effect" is shamelessly used over and over again to a sickening point. I really never want to see the "shaky" camera "drug buzz rush" effect or jump cuts or swerve cuts or ANY FANCY CUT EVER AGAIN EVER. This is meticulously boring, repetitive and just tortures the audience.

But.......and let me be specific here, the most DISTURBING thing about this movie is that given the production, it appears that a somewhat decent amount of money was actually put into this excrement. I personally will grab the shoulders of the director if I ever see him and shake him into submission, demanding that he run home and swallow two-gallons of Drain-O or I will do it for him.

If we ever needed a new form of inhumane torture for our war prisoners abroad, just keep showing them this movie in a padded cell over and over again. Trust me, I think they will become more extravagant with suicide methods after the 72nd time of sitting through this.

Stop these movies, they are just the most vile of all facets of our society. Please. Stop. NOW.