Memorable quotes for
The Love Guru (2008) More at IMDb Pro »

Jay Kell: [from trailer] That is going to knock some change out of his coin purse!

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Jacques Grande: I'm going to make you a Quebec Pizza!
Prudence Roanoke: Oh, what is that?
Jacques Grande: Pop tart wid de ketchup. She's a good.

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Guru Pitka: Please welcome, Celine Dion!
Jacques Grande: Ah! Dis is my day of lucky!

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Rajneesh: [answering cell phone] Dell Computers...

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Guru Pitka: If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jack off an elephant?

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Jacques Grande: Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I will punch you in the shirt!

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Guru Pitka: Give me a pound. Lock it down. Break the pickle. Tickle, Tickle!

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Jacques Grande: Ding Dong. Did someone order the special Quebec pizza huh? You know, like in the porno.

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Guru Pitka: Let's look at the word, guru. Ok. My goal is to get you to say "Gee You Are You", tm.

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[repeated line]
Guru Pitka: Marishka Hargitay.

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