"Two and a Half Men" Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? (2005)

User Rating:

7.1/10   

Director:

Pamela Fryman

Writers:

Chuck Lorre (creator) &
Lee Aronsohn (creator) ...

TV Series:

"Two and a Half Men" (2003)

Original Air Date:

14 February 2005 (Season 2, Episode 16)

Genre:

Comedy

Plot:

It's the week of hell as Judith's out of town, Alan's got Jake, and nothing seems to be going right.

Plot Keywords:

Title Spoken By Character | Stalker | Womanizer | Promiscuous Man | Immaturity

Cast

Charlie Sheen	...	Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer	...	Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones	...	Jake Harper
Marin Hinkle	...	Judith Harper
Conchata Ferrell	...	Berta

Runtime:

21 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Company:

Chuck Lorre Productions

Quotes:

[first lines]
Alan Harper: [shouting on the phone] Do you just get up in the morning, and figure out ways to make me crazy? Is that what you do? You-you plot it out? "How can I make Alan miserable today? How can I reach into his chest, *rip* out his heart, and suck it dry?"
Charlie Harper: Mom, or ex-wife?
Alan Harper: [hand over phone] Ex-wife.
Charlie Harper: Hi Judith!
Alan Harper: Charlie says "Hello".
Alan Harper: She says "Hi".
[shouting again]
Alan Harper: You're evil and selfish! You know that?... No... no, no, I - I think that *is* a helpful comment! I pay you alimony, and child support, so that you can a nice house, a nice car, aaand every weekend free, because I've got Jake, and yet... you're telling me that *you* need a *vacation*!... Oh really?... Oh really. And what, exactly, is stressing you out, Judith? It is the weekly manicure? The housekeeper?
Charlie Harper: The boob lift.
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