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Memorable quotes for
"The Suite Life of Zack and Cody"
Big Hair & Baseball (2005)

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[Mr. Moseby is at a Red Sox vs. Yankees game with Zach and Cody]
Mr. Moseby: Stealing a base, while "theatrical," is statistically inadvisable!
Fan: I'll tell you what's inadvisable. Shooting off your mouth when you don't know diddly!
Mr. Moseby: Well, I'm sure that this Diddly is a fine fellow!

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Mr. Moseby: Ho many times have I told you not to disturb the guests?
Cody Martin: 2708
Zack Martin: But it never gets old...

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Cody Martin: Hey mom! e got 3 tickets so you can take us to the game tomorro!
Zack Martin: Won't that be fun?
Mr. Moseby: [scene change] Not fun!

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Maitre'd: Well, if it isn't little miss "I'm sorry, but this hotel doesn't stock your favorite flavor of gum."
Maddie: Maitre'd, no-one likes coconut-flavored gum.
Maitre'd: I do, so apparently, I'm a nobody.

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Carey Martin: The more you connect with them the less your stuff they'll break.
Mr. Moseby: You really expect me to believe that?
Carey Martin: No... Mr. Moesby, please, please, please, please, please! I never get a day to myself and the boys love you.
Mr. Moseby: They love me?
Carey Martin: No, but they might if you took them to a baseball game.
Guest #1: Well, I can't believe that hotel guy won't take his own kids to a baseball game.
Mr. Moseby: They're not my...
Guest #2: That's just not right.
Mr. Moseby: But I hate baseball.
Guest #1: Now that's just un-American.
Guest #2: Can you believe this guy? I guess you hate apple pie too, huh, fella? And puppies. And your own mama.
Mr. Moseby: Sir...
[shouts]
Mr. Moseby: I love my mama!
[to Carey]
Mr. Moseby: I'd love to take the boys to the game. What time is kick-off?

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