Cartman:
I just can't take it anymore, you guys. All the dancing, singing, the late night parties... the Ben Affleck splooge... it has to stop.
Jennifer Lopez (Hand):
Ooh Baby baby - can I have your tacos? Those tacos sure look good... I'm just Jenny from the Hood!
Cartman:
-whining- Mom - Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!
Liane Cartman:
Oooh - the tooth fairy must have been very happy with you!
Record Label Executive:
Plus, you're a mean spirited bitch who spits on people who aren't rich and famous...
Kyle Broflovski:
Cartman - stop wasting food on your hand - its just coming out her backside!
Jennifer Lopez (Hand):
When you eat a taco, it comes out your backside too, chulo!
Cartman:
There! That's three more songs we've written already! Your style of music is so easy, it doesn't require any thought at all!
Jennifer Lopez (Hand):
Oh, si, si, si!
Jennifer Lopez (Hand):
-singing- Taco, taco!
Record Label Executive #1:
She's fantastic! Who is she?
Record Label Executive #2:
Believe it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez.
Record Label Executive #3:
That makes sense. She reminds me of J. Lo
Record Label Executive #1:
Yeah, but she's younger and spicier!
Jennifer Lopez (Hand):
-singing- Taco, taco, burito, burito, taco, taco!
Record Label Executive #3:
I don't think J. Lo would like it very much if we sign this new girl.
Record Label Executive #1:
No, you're right. We're gonna have to fire J. Lo!
Related Links
*