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Overview

User Rating:
7.6/10   1,569 votes
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Director:
Writers:
Joone (screen story)
Max Massimo (screenplay)
Contact:
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Release Date:
26 September 2005 (USA) more
Plot:
Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate... more | add synopsis
Awards:
13 wins & 10 nominations more
User Comments:
Female friendly porn more (27 total)

Cast

  (in credits order)
Jesse Jane ... Jules
Carmen Luvana ... Isabella
Janine Lindemulder ... Serena (as Janine)
Devon ... Madelyn
Teagan ... Christina (as Teagan Presley)
Evan Stone ... Capt. Edward Reynolds
Tommy Gunn ... Capt. Victor Stagnetti

Kris Slater ... Manuel Valenzuela
Austyn Moore ... Angelina
Jenaveve Jolie ... Pirate Dancer
Steven St. Croix ... Marco
Nhan ... Wu Chow
Frank Bukkwyd ... Oxford
Brian Surewood ... Gino
Harry Bali ... Priest
Keyser Soze ... Auctioneer
Mando M. ... Incan Monk
Charmane Star ... Wench #1
Trina Michaels ... Wench #2
Austin Kincaid ... Wench #3
Jolie Harris ... Wench #4
Joshua ... Old Sea Captain
Nick Satanas ... NonSex (as Sir Nick Satanas)
Ted Shred ... NonSex
Mistress Erzsebet ... NonSex
Tino ... NonSex
Ivan ... NonSex
Kelli Tyler ... NonSex
Roach ... NonSex
Joseph T. Creep ... NonSex
Halla Valentine ... NonSex
Danika Sandberg ... NonSex
Captain Dagger ... NonSex
Aaron G. ... NonSex
Malorie Christian ... NonSex
David H. ... NonSex
Red Siren ... NonSex
William Q. ... NonSex
Nicodemus Grimm ... NonSex
Little Don ... NonSex
Doc ... NonSex
Dirk Snee ... NonSex
Trevor ... NonSex
Kitty ... NonSex
Maisie ... NonSex
James Richard ... NonSex
Cameron Lee ... NonSex
Pyro ... NonSex
Ramblin Rob ... NonSex
Joe Hopkins ... NonSex
Lexi Lamour ... NonSex
Dimonico ... NonSex (as Dave Dimonico)
Julian ... NonSex
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Scott Nails ... NonSex (uncredited)

Directed by
Joone 
 
Writing credits
Joone (screen story)

Max Massimo (screenplay)

Produced by
Joone .... producer
Samantha Lewis .... producer
 
Original Music by
Mr. Anderson 
Steven Berlin 
Christopher Hart 
Skin Muzik 
 
Cinematography by
Joone 
 
Film Editing by
Joey Pulgadas 
 
Art Direction by
Joone 
 
Costume Design by
September  (as Ms. September)
 
Makeup Department
Abby Lyle .... assistant makeup artist
Melanie .... makeup artist
Red Velvet .... makeup artist
 
Production Management
Brah Bones .... production manager
 
Sound Department
Daniel Guerra .... boom operator
Jack Sparehole .... supervising sound editor
 
Visual Effects by
Joone .... visual effects supervisor
 
Camera and Electrical Department
Guillermo Brown .... video technician
Sasha Deepwood .... camera operator: "b" camera
Robby D. .... camera operator: "a" camera
Joone .... still photographer
 
Editorial Department
Cody Bangs .... post-production coordinator
 
Other crew
Adella O'Neal .... publicist
Tim Shanks .... director of operations
 

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Additional Details

Also Known As:
Pirates XXX (USA) (promotional title)
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MPAA:
Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity and language.
Runtime:
129 min | Japan:72 min | USA:80 min (R Rated)
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1.78 : 1 more
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Certification:
UK:18R | USA:R (edited version) | UK:18 (edited version) | USA:X (original rating) (original version) | Australia:R (edited version) | Australia:X | Hong Kong:III | Japan:R-18 (censored)
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Fun Stuff

Trivia:
The movie contains over 300 effects shots. more
Quotes:
Capt. Edward Reynolds: I AM the greatest pirate hunter in the world! more
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FAQ

Who is on the cover from left to right on the uncut version, and who is on the cover from left to right on the edited version?
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43 out of 48 people found the following comment useful.
Female friendly porn, 1 January 2006
9/10
Author: saprater from Georgia, United States

While I agree with the comments of a previous poster who noted the lack of diversity among the women (who all look like they were molded in silicone after the original Barbie) I have to say that this movie really opened my eyes to the possibilities of porn for female viewers. Sure it still contains some of the more degrading shots found in every pornographic film...I mean, does it HAVE to be in the face every single time? And really, what IS the appeal to that anyways? But I digress. As I was saying, it has some definite female friendly viewing aspects, notably the fairly good acting of Evan Stone and a feasible (if somewhat familiar) plot. The costumes are lavish, there's enough foreplay on BOTH parts to be appealing to couples, and while men may get hot and bothered at Jesse Jane's tongue-twisting exploits (honestly, there were times when she scared me with that thing), Evan's sense of humor and comical scenes (and he's no slouch in the bedroom either) will bring just that extra bit of sexiness to get the women steamed as well.

An A+ in my book and an absolute have-to-have in any DVD collection.

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