Memorable quotes for
The Room (2003) More at IMDbPro »

Mike: Chocolate is a symbol of love.

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Johnny: You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

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Johnny: Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd.

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Mark: Who are you calling a kid?

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Mark: You are the cause of all this!

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Denny: Why Johnny? Why Johnny?

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Claudette: If you think I'm tired now, wait until you see me tomorrow.

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Johnny: Hi, doggy!

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Mark: How was work today?
Johnny: Oh pretty good. We got a new client... at the bank. We make a lot of money.
Mark: What client?
Johnny: I can not tell you, its confidential.
Mark: Oh come on. Why not?
Johnny: No I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?

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Claudette: Well, the results came back - I definitely have breast cancer.

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Johnny: That's the idea!

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Johnny: Don't touch me mother fucker.

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Johnny: Anything for my princess!

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Johnny: I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.

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Mark: Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

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Lisa: She's a stupid bitch. She wants to control my life. I'm not going to put up with that. I'm going to do what I want to do, and that's it. What do you think I should do?

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Lisa: Did you get your promotion?
Johnny: Nah.
Lisa: You didn't get it, did you.

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Lisa: Do you want me to order a pizza?
Johnny: Whatever, I don't care.
Lisa: I already ordered a pizza.
Johnny: You think about everything, ha ha ha.

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Lisa: I just wanted to hear your sexy voice. I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body. It excites me so much.

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Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark.

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Mark: I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.
Johnny: Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.

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Mark: Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil.

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Claudette: Men are assholes. Men and women use and abuse each other all the time, there's nothing wrong with it. Marriage has nothing to do with love.

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Johnny: Hey everybody, I have an announcement to make. We're expecting!

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Steven: When is the baby due?
Lisa: There is no baby.
Steven: What? What are you talking about?
Lisa: I told him that to make it interesting.

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Johnny: Everybody betrayed me! I fed up with this world!

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Lisa: I've lost him but I still have you, right? Right?
Mark: You don't have me. You'll never have me. You killed him.
Lisa: Mark, we're free to be together. I love you. I love you!
Mark: Tramp! You killed him. You're the cause of all of this. I don't love you. Get out of my life, you bitch!

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Mark: As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.

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Denny: You're not my fucking mother!

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Denny: I needed money, so I bought drugs, I'm sorry!

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Lisa: [about the drugs] What are you? Buying? Selling? Giving?

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Denny: I owe him some money.
Lisa: What kind of money?
Denny: I owe him some money.
Lisa: What kind of money?

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