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| Tommy Wiseau | ... | Johnny | |
| Juliette Danielle | ... | Lisa | |
| Greg Sestero | ... | Mark | |
| Philip Haldiman | ... | Denny | |
| Carolyn Minnott | ... | Claudette | |
| Robyn Paris | ... | Michelle | |
| Mike Holmes | ... | Mike | |
| Kyle Vogt | ... | Peter | |
| Greg Ellery | ... | Steven | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Dan Janjigian | ... | Chris R | |
Directed by | |||
| Tommy Wiseau | |||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Tommy Wiseau | writer | |
Produced by | |||
| Drew Caffrey | .... | executive producer | |
| Chloe Lietzke | .... | executive producer | |
| Greg Sestero | .... | line producer | |
| Tommy Wiseau | .... | executive producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Mladen Milicevic | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Todd Barron | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Eric Chase | (as Eric Yalkut Chase) | ||
Casting by | |||
| Chloe Lietzke | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Kendra Hollaway | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Safowa Bright-Asare | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Amy Von Brock | .... | makeup artist | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Marcus Metsala | .... | assistant director | |
Sound Department | |||
| Charles D. Ballard | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Eric Chase | .... | sound mixer | |
| Tim D. Lloyd | .... | boom operator | |
| Zsolt Magyar | .... | sound | |
| Richard Zimmerman | .... | dialogue editor | |
| Richard Zimmerman | .... | foley editor | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| Christopher Dusendschon | .... | digital imaging supervisor: iO FILM (as Christopher Dusendschön) | |
| Matt von Brock | .... | visual effects supervisor | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Jake Avignone | .... | first assistant camera: "b" camera | |
| David F. Clark | .... | first assistant camera: "a" camera | |
| Pauline Edwards | .... | additional first assistant camera: "a" camera | |
| Jesse Feldman | .... | second assistant camera | |
| Michael Francisco | .... | gaffer | |
| Ben Gamble | .... | gaffer | |
| Keely Grigel | .... | electrician | |
| Joel Ides | .... | grip | |
| Milan Janicin | .... | dolly grip | |
| Robert Lowell | .... | first assistant camera: "a" camera | |
| Gary Lowrance | .... | set lighting technician | |
| Joe Pacella | .... | second assistant camera | |
| Tim Wattez | .... | electrician | |
| Andy Yip | .... | grip | |
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You know that foreign exchange student from high school who used to creep out all the girls with his clumsy leering and broken-English pick-up lines? Well, he's all grown up and somebody gave him money to make a film. Tommy Wiseau, whose accent could best be described as "half-drunk Croatian cyborg", stars as Johnny, the man with the most sculpted ass in all of San Francisco. His girlfriend Lisa, played by oft-topless Juliette Danielle, seduces his best friend, played by department store mannequin Greg Sestero. To go any farther with the plot would be overdignifying this laugh-out-loud crapfest. Imagine a two-hour episode of "Red Shoe Diaries" written and directed by Balki from "Perfect Strangers". Trust me, this is the worst movie you will ever see ever in your entire life. Ever. But is it pathetically awful or sadistically hilarious? What you think will depend on your life experiences and viewpoint. But we can all agree, it's a big, steaming nut-filled turd.