Quest of the Delta Knights (1993) (V)

User Rating:

2.3/10   

Director:

James Dodson

Writer:

Redge Mahaffey (written by)

Genre:

Fantasy | Action | Adventure

Tagline:

In an age of swords and sorcery, one young hero holds the key to infinite wisdom - and ultimate power.

Plot:

A secret society, the Delta Knights, attempts to save a medieval society from the evil over-lady.

Plot Keywords:

MST3K | Sword And Sorcery | Knight | Middle Ages | Secret Society

Cast

David Warner	...	Lord Vultare / Baydool / Narrator
Corbin Allred	...	Tee
David Kriegel	...	Leonardo
Brigid Brannagh	...	Thena (as Brigid Conley Walsh)
Olivia Hussey	...	The Mannerjay
Sarah Douglas	...	Madam Maaydeed
Richard Kind	...	Wamthool
Peter Sands	...	Jaamteer
Robert Miano	...	Incense Merchant
Stephen Gregory Foster	...	Fantle (as Steffen Gregory Foster)
Sam Fontana	...	Rando
Edward Ivory	...	Auctioneer
Chuck L. Hilbert	...	Huge Man
Priscilla Alden	...	Old Woman
Veronica Bird	...	Anreonne

Runtime:

Brazil:97 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Ultra Stereo

Certification:

USA:PG

Filming Locations:

Marin County, California, USA

Company:

Ramsway Ltd.

Goofs:

Anachronisms: Archimedes, who lived during the second century BCE in Greece, is shown with a book with a stapled binding which contains a prophecy that only makes sense in English.

Quotes:

Tee: Wisdom, composed of knowledge, judgment, and compassion.

Movie Connections:

Featured in "Mystery Science Theater 3000: Quest of the Delta Knights (#10.13)" (1998)

Once upon a Ren Faire...

...there was a production company that wanted to make a sword-and-sorcery flick on a shoestring budget. So they hired out a California Rennaisance Festival and had the extras wander around in front of the merchant shops, and used them for the backdrop of an unoriginal story about a kid, a whore, and Leonardo daVinci (I am SO not making this up) off to find a bunch of junk Archimedes left lying around after the fall of Rome.

Of course, it fails spectacularly. It fails even more spectacularly if you're actually involved in RenFest or SCA-type activities, because then you can tell that the costumes on the extras come from about fifteen different time periods and locations. And that nobody, no not even the Vikings, wore horns on their helmets the way the Vulchare's henchmen do. And that nobody PERIOD would have dressed in the EFX-chorus costumes they stuck Olivia Hussey and David Warner (as Vulchare) into.

The painful segments of this film are innumerable. Such as the pee-throwing scene. Or "advanced" spy techniques employed by the Delta Knights, which involve meteorlogical discussions and that writing-with-lemon-juice-on-paper-and-heating-it-to-reveal-secret-message trick that children's science shows always do. Or Richard Kind in an annoying cameo and possibly the worst fake beard in film history (yes, even counting the wool on Captain Santa's face in Space Mutiny). Or the way the whore solicits the kid for sex even though he's not old enough to shave. Or the guys who wear Halloween masks and live in a summer camp obsticale course, one of whom screams "I'M COMMMIIIIIIIIIIING!" in what sounds for all the world like Cheech Marin's voice. Or the notion that Leonardo wasn't a genius, he was an irritating schmuck who stole all his ideas from Archimedes.

The MST3K version, of course, is priceless. I highly recommend it--it will ease the pain.