Quotes for
Dunstan (Character)
from Stardust (2007)

Stardust (2007)

Young Dunstan Thorn: . Because, let's be honest, it's a field. Look. Do you see another world out there? No, you see a field. Do you see anything non human? No, and you know why? Because it's a field!

Guard: [at the wall] I'm charged with guarding the portal to another world, and you're asking me to just let you through!
Young Dunstan Thorn: Yes. Because, let's be honest, it's a field. Look,
[pointing to the field at the other side of the wall]
Young Dunstan Thorn: do you see another world out there? No, you see a field. Do you see anything non human? No. And you know why? Because it's a field!
Guard: Hundreds of years this wall has been here. Hundreds of years has been kept by a twenty-four-hour guard.
Young Dunstan Thorn: Well...
[the guard interrupts him]
Guard: One more word, and I'll have you up in front of the village council!
Young Dunstan Thorn: Well that's... that's irrefutable... Better just go home then...
Guard: Good night, Dunstan.
[Dunstan begins to walk away]
Guard: Give my best to your father.
[Suddenly Dunstan turns around and runs and crosses the wall]
Guard: Stop! Stop!
[Dunstan keeps running]

[Dunstan gets into the market at Stormhold. Sees a beautiful lady and stares at her. An older woman talks to him]
Ditchwater Sal: I don't deal with time wasters.
[to her slave girl]
Ditchwater Sal: Get over it, attend the stall. I'm off to "The Slathered Prince" for a pint.
[goes away]
Ditchwater Sal: [the slave approaches him]
Slave Girl: See anything you like?
Young Dunstan Thorn: [seeing her] Umm... Definitely
[the slave laughs]
Young Dunstan Thorn: I mean. what, wha-wha-what I meant was
[sees some flowers]
Young Dunstan Thorn: These ones, the blue ones. How-how much are they?
Slave Girl: They might be the colour of your hear. Or they might be all of your memories before you were three. I can check if you like. Anyway, you shouldn't buy the blue ones
[takes a white flower]
Slave Girl: Buy this one instead. Snowdrop. It'll bring you luck.
Young Dunstan Thorn: But what doeas that cost?
Slave Girl: This one
[meaning the flower]
Slave Girl: costs a kiss.
[the slave girl places the flower in Dunstan's jacket. He is going to kiss her in her cheek, but she moves they kiss]
Slave Girl: Is she gone?
[meaning Ditchwater Sal]
Slave Girl: Follow me.
[She walks to the caravan behind her and Dunstan folloes her. He notices she has a chain tied in her ankle]
Slave Girl: I'm a princess. Tricked into being the witch's slave. Would you liberate me?
[Dunstan cuts the chain, but it fastens again]
Slave Girl: It's an enchanted chain. I'll only be free when she dies. Sorry.
Young Dunstan Thorn: Well... If I can't liberate you. What do you want of me?
[the slaves gives him her hand and they both get into the caravan]

Tristan: [practicing in front of a mirror] Father I lost my job. Father, I... I lost my job, I'm sorry. Father...
Dunstan Thorn: [behind him, completing his sentence] You lost your job.

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